Ecclesiastical Aficionado Gifts

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Nun Fight.

'I think they're up to something.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

They're missing a few commandments.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Monk Graffiti

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Detected.

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles

"I guess ten is enough."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Ding and Dong.

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"Frankly, it's no better or worse than any other form of government."

"I never said the peasants smelled bad. I was trying to warn you they were revolting."

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'