Catholic Church Aficionados Gifts

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ding and Dong.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

At home with the Pope.

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Some catholic like it hot

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

"Your sermon started out strong, then it got a little slow and I nodded off."

The pope.

Dog Confession

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

Pope Francis

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Pope Francis

A Clean Sweep at the Vatican.

"I don't mind Harold bringing his work home, but it's the ringing of the bells I object to."

Labelled Church Bells.

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

Papal elections.

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."