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Pope Mobile

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Pope Francis

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ding and Dong.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

At home with the Pope.

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

Some catholic like it hot

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

The Pope

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Your sermon started out strong, then it got a little slow and I nodded off."

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

The pope.

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

Pope Tour

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

Pope Francis

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."

'You should apply - you're good at pontificating!'

This Sunday: Bobble-head give-away!

Papal elections.