Vatican Enthusiasts Mugs

Pope Mobile

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ding and Dong.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

At home with the Pope.

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

Some catholic like it hot

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

The Pope

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Your sermon started out strong, then it got a little slow and I nodded off."

The pope.

Dog Confession

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'You should apply - you're good at pontificating!'

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

Pope Francis

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

Papal elections.

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

Pope Francis

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Pope Tour

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."