Vatican Enthusiast Gifts

Why the Pope resigned...

Papal elections.

'The big man has quite...changes of administration make me nervous...'

'The Pope has told me to give him his roller skates when it's too strenuous to walk...'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Leaks,

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Pope Francis' visit to America...

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

The Pope

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ding and Dong.

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

At home with the Pope.

Some catholic like it hot

The Pope

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

Dog Confession

Conclave and God.

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

'You should apply - you're good at pontificating!'

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

Pope Tour

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

Pope Francis

Pope Francis