Vatican Admirer Gifts

Swiss Guard Water Break

Shepherd and eurydice

Quills - Sizes 1-9

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Dear Diary

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

New York Gondolier

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

The Pope

"I'm here about the found poster."

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

Deaf in Venice

Patched up Pope.

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"So, Friends Romans Countrymen. . ."

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

'I meant the wine.'

Venus in venice

Saint Patrick in a Basket

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

'This dude is seriously lost.'