Catholicism Admirer Gifts

Pope Francis

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

Dear Diary

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Pope Benedict at Easter

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

At home with the Pope.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

Two friars ringing bells

Some catholic like it hot

The Pope

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

Big Brother in Monastery.

Dog Confession

Chipmonks.

'Idiot.'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Cistercian 2000

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

Papal Bull.

Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone Resigns.