Papal Admirer Gifts

"It's Pope Francis. He wants to know how we are."

Pope John Paul II.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

The Pope

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.

Shepherd and eurydice

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Sheep In Curlers

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Dear Diary

Artistic Licence.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Pope Francis

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

Knights jousting on pinatas

At home with the Pope.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"You have two unread messages."

Picasso's Blue Period

"I'm here about the found poster."

"Hey Picasso...you should have chosen better looking models!"