Papal Appreciator Gifts

Patched up Pope.

Shepherd and eurydice

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Dear Diary

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Francis

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Vegetarian Heaven

The Pope

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

"I'm here about the found poster."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'

The End is Near

Cloud 10.

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"

After-Death Mints

REINCARNATION DESK, 'There's a pretty long waiting list for Episcopalians, but I can get you into a Hindu right away.'