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Patched up Pope.

Shepherd and eurydice

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Dear Diary

Pope Francis

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

The Pope

Corporate Entertainment Area

Vegetarian Heaven

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

The expulsion from the Garden of Olive.

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"

After-Death Mints

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

Cloud 10.

The End is Near

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'