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Poor Santa

Santa Claus's Mail

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

High security Santa's grotto

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"The cookies are always stale."

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'