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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

Sick of catering to the whims of spoiled children, Santa goes into hiding.

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

'Poor guy - you mean you spend all your time with those 8 reindeer and 37 elves?'

"Well, Santa, considering the back taxes you owe, it appears your spirit of giving doesn't extend year round."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

That one has all the batteries!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Punk Reindeer

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Filming Christmas

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Santa CGI Effect

Meet Santa's entourage

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'