Santa's Advocate T-Shirts

"Every kid must sign the waiver. It's not about naughty or nice, it's about liability."

Santa Claus's Mail

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

That one has all the batteries!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa's Helpers

Santa CGI Effect

Meet Santa's entourage

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'