Santa's Advocate Pillows

"Every kid must sign the waiver. It's not about naughty or nice, it's about liability."

Santa Claus's Mail

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Santa CGI Effect

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."