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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Snowball Fight With Santa

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"Darn technology."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'What I want for Christmas can be found in the Russel 2000 index of small-fry funds.'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

'I want a bike and my mum wants four years child support.'

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"This internship is humiliating."

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

Twas 4 nights before Christmas and Santa's spirits aren't high. Unless hitched to his sleigh, his reindeer can't fly...

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."