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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Snowball Fight With Santa

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"Darn technology."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

'I want a bike and my mum wants four years child support.'

'What I want for Christmas can be found in the Russel 2000 index of small-fry funds.'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

"This internship is humiliating."

Twas 4 nights before Christmas and Santa's spirits aren't high. Unless hitched to his sleigh, his reindeer can't fly...

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.