Santa Negotiator T-Shirts

"Let's do a deal: we'll believe in you again, and you'll extend our parents credit card limit."

'Dear Santa, I can explain...'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Beg for peace!"

Santa's wash day.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Iraq and the road ahead...

Hip hop Santa.

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Middleast Peace

Peace in Gaza?

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Myanmar Peace Talk

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

Bipartisan.

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"I vil not stand for any more subordination."

Atomic handshake.

"You had to mention decommissioning..."

Peace negotiations about Ukraine

"More peace bombs?"

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"