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"Let's do a deal: we'll believe in you again, and you'll extend our parents credit card limit."

'Dear Santa, I can explain...'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Beg for peace!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Santa's wash day.

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Middleast Peace

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Hip hop Santa.

Iraq and the road ahead...

Peace in Gaza?

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

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Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Myanmar Peace Talk

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Bipartisan.

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

Proxy Sponsorship of Iraq's Coming Civil War

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

"I vil not stand for any more subordination."

"You had to mention decommissioning..."

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

Peace negotiations about Ukraine