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"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"We do have good health coverage, but then we never get od and we never get sick."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Santa Claus's Mail

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa's Helpers

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"