Santa's Helper Wannabe T-Shirts

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Child on Christmas Eve

Snowball Fight With Santa

Shelf on an elf

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.