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"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Child on Christmas Eve

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

Shelf on an elf

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."