Santa's Cheeky Helper T-Shirts

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

Child on Christmas Eve

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Shelf on an elf

"Darn technology."

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I want a bike and my mum wants four years child support.'