Santa's Helper Enthusiast Gifts

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"We do have good health coverage, but then we never get od and we never get sick."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Santa Claus's Mail

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

That one has all the batteries!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa CGI Effect

Santa's Helpers

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"