Santa's Helper Gifts

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'This is going to be a long night.'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'You need an urgent operation. But not to worry, I'll make sure you're on my list.'

"Rudolph not well, so I had to get someone in form the agency."

'Santa says, 'are you sure you inserted the batteries correctly'?'

"Darn technology."

Christmas Plunger

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Toy making ground to a halt when Santa made the mistake of handing out 'elfie sticks' to everyone in his workshop..."

Santa's Security

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"It would be a lot easier if I didn't have to check every list twice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

"I'm Mrs. Claus and, at this time of the year, it's the only way I can talk to him."

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

Christmas Lights

"A possible shipping supply problem for Christmas toys? That's where we come in."

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

December 26th . . . The Returns

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

"Rudolph, you have been the team leader for a long time, but you must understand that by insisting on using a mask this year, you are hiding your competitive advantage."

'I want a bike and my mum wants four years child support.'

"Heh heh heh. The left one's an absurdly large decoy that anchors his perceptions and the right makes him look like a cheapskate. Leaving the oversized middle for filling. Classic marketing."

"Yes, I'm retiring! It's a great job: extremely quiet most of the time, but it gets very busy at Christmas!"

"How about a hand here, buddy?"

"I think it's still leaning a bit to the right."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"This internship is humiliating."

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"Yeah, my red nose is great for leading Santa's sleigh, but not that good for hiding from polar bears..."