Santa's Little Helpers Gifts

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'I've stayed in operation all these years because of my ability to adapt.'

The last judgement

Shelf on an elf

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'Santa Claus again for you.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

"We're finding out who's naughty and who's nice by following them on Facebook."

Tired Elves

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The other days of the year...

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.