Santa's Little Helper Gifts

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Santa's list - naughty,nice,nice,naughty,nice...

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Elf tries to find quick replacement for Rudolf.

'Do you know what Nicholas is bringing me for Christmas?'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'With retail turnover per square meter down by an annualised 12% it makes you wonder whether people have forgotten what Christmas is all about.'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"Comfortable?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."

'It's a life jacket! Santa got my note!'

'In order to improve customer service your presence will now be available for collection at the North Pole.'

'Santa moved the workshop to China and we elves had to retrain as shortorder cooks!'

Little boy hanging onto Santa's sleigh.

'Do you mean 'naughty or nice' in the traditional sense, or the politically correct sense?'

North Pole Sex Toy Testing Lab

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

Dear Santa, just a small list this year...

"We will need to triple the budget for this year's gifts."

"Oops."

Have a Meowy Christmas

"Yes, my nose did guide Santa's sleigh on that foggy night, but more significantly, it was great for reading under the blankets at night when I was young!"

"Papi, are we getting smaller Christmas gifts this year?"

"Can you throw in a few school closings due to snow with my new sled?"

Reindeer Rest Stop

"You should be able to get most of this on Amazon but if you have a problem shop local."

"Damn!. . . Another boil. . . Every Christmas Eve sure as clockwork!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Christmas Spirit

"You know, Billy. All of these calls to the North Pole are very expensive... And may I ask how you got hold of Santa's personal phone number?"

I'll be good next year I promise.

Elf

Gracie paints a landing pad for Santa on the lawn.