Santa's Quirky Helper Gifts

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

The other days of the year...

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Shelf on an elf

Snowball Fight With Santa

Child on Christmas Eve

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"Darn technology."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.