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'Sorry Santa we're over budget for 'meeting the dreams of young children' and we won't have funds for 'screams of delight' until 2016 at the earliest.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

That one has all the batteries!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Meet Santa's entourage

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."