Santa Sympathizers T-Shirts

"You stand accused of several million counts of trespass...'

"Who ordered the reindeer steak?!"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Punk Reindeer

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Reindeer Strike

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.