Santa Supporters T-Shirts

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"It should at least help reduce the queues."

Santa You Are Welcome.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Santa CGI Effect

"I noticed a few browns."