Santa Aficionados T-Shirts

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'I'm sorry, but I can't offer you the job of 'Santa's little helper'.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

Naughty/Naturalized

Oh, relax, he's fine --- I bought this on eBay.

"Give the little bastards what they want!"

"This is definitely not going to be good for the economy!"

Elves in the Closet

'Are you what they mean when they talk about 'fly by night operators?''

Randolph - the brown-nosed reindeer...

May there be light in your life.

'Coal again? Really? After all the money I've spent trying to look good?'

"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."