Santa Admirers T-Shirts

'If you give me your email address, I'll put you on my mailing list.'

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

Santa Riding Christmas Turkeys

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."