Santa Admirers Prints

'If you give me your email address, I'll put you on my mailing list.'

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

Santa Riding Christmas Turkeys

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."