Saint Aficionados Prints

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

Santa Claus's Mail

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Santa CGI Effect

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

The Reindeer Strike

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"