Santa Supporter Prints

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

Dear Santa...

'I've been good. Let's just leave it at that. My lawyer has advised me not to answer any more questions.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Christmas Unicorn

Santa emergency stop.

'Deal with it.'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Rudolf's feeling sick.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Santa's Helpers

'So when is it Santa's turn - can you tell me that? When is it Santa's turn?!'

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

Santa dreams of golfing days.

'So much for the milk and cookies. How do you take your eggs in the morning?'

"My research concludes it's in our best interest to continue believing in Santa Claus."

"Look, you ride through the sky at night on a sleigh, all over the world ... you're lucky to get any cover at all."

'Wonder why they picked up Rudolph.'

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

"What do you mean 'He's phoned in sick'!"

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

Santa Claus aided down chimney by Elves.

Slippery underfoot

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"He's shifting everything into overnight delivery."

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

"... Really, your chair? Well, I don't see your name on it!"

"Dear Deer! I need your help."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Population growth mandated that Santa get more pulling power than the reindeers could muster.'