Santa's Fan Club Prints

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'What do you mean the eggnog we left for Santa last night was off?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Meet Santa's entourage

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"