Santa's Fan Club Mugs

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'What do you mean the eggnog we left for Santa last night was off?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'