Santa Fan Prints

"It depends on which state we're visiting."

Santa Cruise

Santa's Bank Manager

'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'

'That's it Rudolph... a little to your left and we got it!'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Work schedules for Santa and his elves.

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

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'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"I don't believe in myself"

Santa Claus in driverless sleigh

'Opps, sorry, Boss...yep, there it is, right on the label...'dry clean only'!

'This quantitative easing is taking too long.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

'This should be good.'

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

Santa without a sleigh

Merry Christmas

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

Please leave something easy to assemble.

'Let's make a package deal.'

Santa Claus standing and posing with a group of misfit reindeer.

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

Santa being interrogated by Customs.