Santa Super-fan Prints

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa CGI Effect

A Creature WAS Stirring

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I noticed a few browns."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"