Santa Fanatics Prints

How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.

Christmas gone over the top.

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'We don't need a chimney sweep - Santa will be climbing down it in a few days!'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Help support Santa off-season.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I noticed a few browns."