Santa Fanatics Gifts

How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.

Christmas gone over the top.

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

'We don't need a chimney sweep - Santa will be climbing down it in a few days!'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Help support Santa off-season.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."