Santa Fanatic Gifts

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

'What do you mean they all have swine flu?'

Where Yule Logs Come From.

Sanitizer

"We were wondering if you could tell us where the naughty girls live."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Merry Christmas!

Santa Deals with a 'Naughty list' recipient

Santa's plans to relocate the operations overseas are uncovered by the elves.

Santa Claws...

Santa vs traffic warden...

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas