Santa Fangirl Gifts

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Meet Santa's entourage