Intelligence Officer Fangirl Gifts

"Our sources show this is a heavily trafficked building of importance with ample storage. This must be their nation's capitol."

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

CIA report

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Covid Lab Theory

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Charades

The Best Defense

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'I'm counter - intelligence'

JAMES BONDING

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."