Superhero Fangirl Gifts

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

Top 3 Complaints of Batman's Ex-Girlfriend.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Family Joules: Part 16

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Fearless Frog Part 12

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Which one's yours?"

Atomic Bear: Part 14