Superhero Fanatics Gifts

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

"I hear someone here like The Spider Man..."

"Lose the nose and mustache."

Captain Pointy No.59 - Tubas are not the best hiding places

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'