Fanboy/girl Gifts

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Bowled over again!

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hate it when we fight."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Currently Boston

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Halloween sculptor

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'I'm typecast!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Ryan Giggs

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

The Three Wise Women

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

Women's World Cup Final

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"