Intelligence Officers Gifts

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The Unemployed Agent

Boomerang

The Circular Logic of Fascism

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

"The Intelligence bureau has informed me that there´s a spy amongst us."

CIA, 'Blast it! -- We shouldn't NEED a lost & found department!'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

Hate Platforms

The Anti-Agent

America, are we learning anything?

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Airport Security.

CIA report

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Minority Report

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Slow Night

A Little Extra

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Ok, I found a secure line."