"These records are inaccurate, out of date and misleading. Haven't you got a priv
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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
'You know too much,'
"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Airport Security.
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
CIA report
TSA Noah
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'
The Scanner Of Love.
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
"I spy with my little eye…"
Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
"Ok, I found a secure line."
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
Scarecrows guarding a field
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"And you need to know this why?"
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
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