Security Officer Gifts

"Right, the next couple through we'll strip search!"

In Case Of Whistle-blower Break Glass.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'

"Please, don't hurt me—I have a wife, and I'm gradually becoming O.K. with the possibility of having children!"

"Wir sind vom Nachbarschaftswachkomitee. Wir haben gehört, dass Sie eine gefälschte Rolex tragen."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

Security/Insecurity.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Neighborhood Watch.

School Signs of the Times.

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'

"I just feel safer in one of these."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."

"When it comes down to it, Jim, security is a personal responsibility."

"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."

Privacy Conference Security

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."

Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'

"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

The rumors continued to fly. But now they had to go through some pretty strict new security procedures.

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"