Intelligence Operative Gifts

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The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

CIA report

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"And you need to know this why?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Charades

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Covid Lab Theory

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

The Best Defense

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA