Santa Story Fan-fictioner Gifts

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Meet Santa's entourage

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.