Santa Story Fan-fictioner Gifts

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Meet Santa's entourage

Merry Christmas

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.